Impulse Momentum, Conservation of energy & f=ma.

Can you imagine if your English is that poor, how can you manage to find a job in the future? The standard of English is too poor for a country that teaches English in elemeantary classes. Click here for the article.

By the way, my friends, it's been official. I'll be leaving this 12th of February.
12th of February
leaving Malaysia for Singapore at 7.30pm. Taking off from Changi at 10.15 pm and arriving in Adelaide at 7.40 the next morning.

Take care guys. Love you too.

post-script : Hey, republicans, update the bloody blog lah. Don't force to have to tell you guys to update blog.

Leaving on a jet plane,
红毛仔.

I KILL U not I LOVE U

ASSSSS H*** !!!!

Wrong calculations... lead to undesirable and unimaginable lost...
What I had done???

I burnt part of the ISO file into DVD, without multi session. Whole disc can throw into rubbish dump. Waste money...

I wanna play a game, downloaded using torrent one, but I cannot install without a CD or DVD, so what should I do? Use virtual Drive? There's a software call Virtual Clone Drive, with a sheep's head as logo one. Useful tool but end up cannot run the exe file. Dunno why and don wan care, frustrated enuf to kill anyone.


Damn, now I try old method, which is extract and use high Compression lo...can save 300 MB so just fit to DVD. But I wont tell u the game, later u say me out dated.


Or u can use daemon tools, but u think i don wan try ar? Vista cannot support leh... this is wat i read from other forum... just wasted a DVD5, the game actually need 2 x DVD5 or 1 x DVD9...

but i got no money buy DVD9 as u know im too poor to buy hardware, even that game i dl from torrents.

Pathetic...


Lee Yi Gang,
27 Dec 2008, a day after boxing day,
the handsome one.

Proxy

What is proxy server?
What is Bluecoat?

Wanna access to blocked websites?
Wanna access to ur mom-blocked-porn sites?
Wanna watch videos from youtube in ur company?

There's a way. Use proxy server lo.
What proxy server?


Ok, some proxy servers are meant to be free. Indeed, they are free, but they have free advertisement for you, free virus for u, free trojans for u too...
U still wan it ar?
of cz wan la, since surfing speed in Malaysia is slow...

but there are weakness abt these server.
wat weakness? if let say very strong anti software used in company, such as bluecoat, it will be useless.

so try something new with https.

http with a s means secure one. theres no way they can block it currently. Google it to find some.
No tips here.


Lee Yi Gang,
Smartest guy,
26 Dec 2008, Boxing Day

System tweak utilities (accelerators...bla bla bla)

Recently, I had read a few articles about those system utilities software that are capable of tweaking and boosting your system performance as well as optimize your internet connection.

Do you guys really believe in those? Well some great software out there actually works, but only under certain circumstances, for certain PC. Just like antidote, only works for some people, which is the same theory behind it.

Well, in my opinion and experience, I had tried tons of softwares and undergoing those installing and uninstalling process. So as you know, this will definitely leave an impact, at least, all those garbage that will not be cleaned by uninstalling such as registry entries, program histories, and folders that had left behind after the uninstallation of programs. For instance, several antispyware program and antivirus programs. After 9 months of using Bit Defender, I finally got Blacklisted. I meant the license key la. So what can I do? I can't get my update anymore and there's no new license key for me. So I switched to Nod32. And this happened. I uninstalled the Bit Defender of course. But there are lots of things that I have to remove it, to do absolute cleaning to remove every single file with Bit Defender in its name. And I checked the registry, and i got a shock. There are so many useless entries, or so called invalid entries after uninstalling those software including Bit Defender, Zone Alarm, Spybot search and destroy...

So I use utilities software to clean up my PC. Tweak your system. So I do really believe that system utilities software actually works. Can't make up your mind to choose which utilities?

Well, the power is in your hand...
click here to find out...


How bout the Internet optimizer? Nah, this one, perhaps its true. I do believe that most of you are streamyx users, am I right? Instead, they should name it as snailmyx or slowmyx... haha

Joking la, later they gangbang me I sure die lo...

Since that government-back-up company is OUR ISP provider... (internet service provider)
therefore,the chances for our internet speed of getting enhance is actually very "high".
These optimizers claimed to have your internet surfing speed increase to 200% some is even scarier, saying that up to 500%... which is a big fat lie... they just wanna make a big catch.

For me, I tried it last time and it did work, just for a few kbps lo... which is counted as "superb" and "amazing" in Malaysia. For Malaysian, who loves to play online games as well as avid downloaders, every bit and byte is like daily supplement that must have.

Instead of optimizers, I would recommend servers or tweaking job, such as tweaking your browser. Like Mozilla, there's an option in it to tweak your internet speed faster, but I forgot where liao, need to check back.

And other reason of getting poor connections or low-speed internet speed is


YOU WATCH TOO MUCH PORN!!!


Why do I say so? Streaning videos from Porn websites can adversely affect your speed. While streaming, there might be harmful malwares and trojans as well as viruses that can replicate itself to hundreds just in a minute. Scary? Not that scary la, the worst one is, spyware which will keylog your key strokes and send it to remote site (hackers lo).

And some baka( stupid ) said "aiyo my friendster kena hack oo, how ar? how ar?"

One thing to say is "u soha* la"

watch porn la..
If you claim that you didn't watch any porn, fine enough, cz you DOWNLOAD PORN LA...

Still not satisfied with the reasons, then I would say you had either accidently downloaded movies or other things on the web which contains harmful spywares, or torrents. Like me, last time I experienced a tradegy in finding keygenerators and cracks, resulting getting stupid trojans and worms that make my laptop malfunctioning.

If you are stupid enough to click on advertisements informing you that you are the XXXth visitors or open adult sites which is sent to your email, or playing with facebook and got a worm on your computers, or even get a weird link in msn while the fellow is offline, then I will greatly and gladly congratulate you. And after that I would smack you, because if something like that happens, your workstation will send stupid-ass-h*** message to the contact, thus affecting the people la... although if you didn't click on the links, they keep on sending you links and links and LINKS!!! Its freaking annoying...

Be smart, Do not open messages from those you don't know. (but i know some of you still curious about those emails and links sent to you, and open it...zzz)

Also ask your contact if anyone of them receive msg and links from you. If they do, its time to do a clean up from top ten antivirus...

Here

Please be honest, buy it with your money, don't learn from me. Buy from them, altho they might be the one who create the virus. Lol...


Thanks for your time.

The only handsome guy,
Lee Yi Gang,
24 Dec 2008, Christmas Eve.

Inverse matrix, Cramer's rule & Gaussian Elimination

iPod baby. Not sure this colour but love it. Useful during my 8 hours wait. Awesome.

By the way, I just confirmed. So, just want to wish you guys all the best. I'll miss those pasar seni bah kut teh, masjid jamek mamak, jalan jalan di bukit bintang moments. We sure did a lot of crazy stuffs together. I will miss your wonderful, beautiful and maggie head, Lai.




Leaving on a jet plane,
Ang Mo Kia

丰满女生不能干的事

1. 第一件：不能修车
因为车底太窄了

2. 不要穿迷你短裙。
性感小色裙确实够迷人的。不爱学习的也爱用橡皮擦错字的多了课堂里掉橡皮的更多了；男人弯腰拣东西的频率增加了;爱好锻炼有电梯不坐很勤快地去爬楼梯的男人多了;食堂里掉筷子的人多了;男同志都关心起工作环境来了，都强烈要求窗明几净，办公室楼道里要统统铺上高档地砖；另外，迷你短裙虽然短，用料少，成本低，但是价格却比长裙还高，为了不让商家嘲笑你，还是买长裙吧；还有，裙子是中国四大美女之一的西施发明的。

3. 不能开摄像头
现在网络视频很流行，视频聊天干什么？从一些视频聊天手机注册广告中可以明白，不外乎是和女人交流，特别是和性感女人交流，语言的，肉体的，肉麻的等等。总之不够纯洁，所以提倡性感女人不开摄像头，不视频聊天，还网络一片纯净的天空。再说了，如果网络那头是个帅哥兼调情高手采花大盗，没几分钟工夫，你们就眉来眼去的，你是落花他就是流水，一来二去，你有情他有意，流水难免要载着落花奔向梦的性爱天堂。天天搞一夜情，其实什么情不情的呀，就是一个简单的抽插动作，整天做爱做的事，这还成何体统。一旦和男人好上，和第三条联系起来，容易受伤、受伤、很受伤。如果你在意别人的眼光，就更不要视频聊天啦。你如果是个风骚美女漂亮小妞，觉得如此天生丽质人间尤物曼妙身体，白白浪费了挺可惜，那就照着镜子自个欣赏吧，这叫孤芳自赏，言传意会，自己可以一手把握，别让男人把好处捞了去。

4. 上衣下摆不能太短。
上衣下摆要尽量长点，别一蹲下就露出雪嫩的肌肤，容易诱发犯罪。全是色诱惹的祸，请不要给人们任何偷拍走光露臀照片的机会。丰满女人尤其要注意。

5. 不能当体育运动员
不能当体育运动员，尤其不能当体操运动员。现在的体育记者都是上性网上的多了，看了后容易把持不住，就在拍的体育照片上体现出来了。这些记者也是吃饱了撑的，拍的是什么东西呀。
不是拍摄紧绷的胸部，就是聚焦劈叉后的大腿交叉点。这些记者到底懂不懂得国家“发展体育运动,增强人民体质”的体育事业方针政策呀。光有照片还不过瘾，还在这些体育运动员的私生活上作文章，今天一个性感库娃，明天一个亮晶晶。就知道揭露人家隐私性闻，你把中国的人民群众当成什么人了？

6. 不能当明星
笔者孤陋寡闻，还真没听说过女导演呢。别看那些个导演在镜头前人模狗样儿一副正人君子德行，背后却不知道摧残了多少美丽的女人花。不是这次让巩俐给人手淫，就是下次让章子怡和人上床。当女明星，不管在镜头前，在观众前多么光彩四射，鲜花掌声多么惹眼，到了台下还不是导演的赚钱工具和性爱玩物，所以性感女人不能当明星。难怪如今的小男生挤破了头要当导演。可怜了那些同样挤破了头也要当明星的小女生。鲜花和掌声的背后有多少血和泪哦！

7. 不能坐公交车
公交车上空间狭窄，挨胳膊碰腿的，再加上男人天生好色的本性，手脚不老实到处招呼。本来公交车上是道德花园，给老人孕妇让座是中华民族几千年来的美好传统。现在却成了性欲的集中发泄地，世风日下啊。如果国家开放性服务业，男人还有个娱乐的去处，可是没有，只好对无辜女人下手了，悲哀呀，残酷呀。

Back sight, Intermediate sight & Fore sight.

Miss world 2008, Ksenia Sukhinova of Russia
Blondes are awesome,
Ang Mo Kia.

令人讨厌的女生

1. 八婆型：喜欢传播别人绯闻
这类女孩子似乎天生就喜欢窥探他人隐私，传播别人的绯闻，对于学校里的“青年才俊”们的生活履历更是如数家珍，学生档案里写的她们知道，学生档案里没写的她们也知道，总之一句话，比狗仔队还要狗仔队。

2. 拜金型：用父母血汗钱的拜金女
拜金女似乎已经变成了让人们深恶痛绝的种群，毕竟大多数的大学生们基本上都是过着衣来伸手，饭来张口的“寄生式生活”，让我们用父母的血汗钱去填补拜金女友这个无底洞，相信不会有几个不孝子做的出来，所以对这类女人就算你长的在漂亮，我们也只能敬而远之。

3. 暴力型
也不知道是不是受了野蛮女友这类作品的影响，现在的女孩子似乎越来越崇拜暴力解决问题，一句不合就会大打出手，轻则叱喝，重则拳脚相加，把好端端的一个男友变成了人肉沙包。别的先不说，有“野蛮女友”的男生起码物理防御力的等级有了明显的提高。

4. 脑残型
这样的女孩子可说是让人又爱又恨，代表人物就是我们的凉宫春日大神，完全生活在自己的世界不顾他人的想法和感受，一切都以自己为出发点，只要她愿意，就算是外星人、机器猫你也给她找出来，根本不会去想这个想法是否现实。

5. “妖艳”型：浓妆艳抹实在让人爱不起来
年龄一大我们都会知道，电视里的明星美女完全就是各种品牌化妆品堆砌出的产物，虽然女人爱美是天性使然，但也要考虑年龄是否得当，如花的年龄的女生们硬是学那些半老学娘般的浓妆艳抹，实在是让人爱不起来。

6. 爱哭型 眼泪虽好不要三天两头哭呀
性格柔弱的女孩子不仅容易博得男人们的好感，更能唤醒男人体内天生的保护欲，从而令他们对自己的地位更具信心。只是眼泪虽好，可要是三天两头就要哭一场，相信不会有几个男人还能受得了，孟姜女用她的眼泪哭倒了长城，这类女人则用她们的泪水哭跑了她们的男友。

7. 滥情型 一碗水端平可是不太好哦
声明一下，这里的滥情不是指XX类的十八禁话题，还请各位看官们不要向外，毕竟我们是河蟹话题。我们说的滥情是说这类女孩子不论对谁都是不偏不向，一碗水端平，使得班里的男人人人都觉得她对自己有意思，而当这一主导思想一旦建立，在看她的那些暧昧举动时就会不由自主的怒火中烧-----竟然敢勾引老子的女人（而事实上人家根本就从来没有承认过和你的任何关系），这样的女人级别实在太高，一般的菜鸟是想都别想。除非你想让自己遍体鳞伤。

8. 冷漠型 冰雪美人则会冷掉全班的男生
动漫里的三无少女可以萌到一片粉丝，学校里的冰雪美人则会冷掉全班的男生。明明全地球的人都在为世界变暖而发愁，可她那里仿佛还是停留在零下几十度的严寒。不论你怎么示好，她们也是视若无睹，拒你于千里之外。可偏偏多数男生都有着那么一点的“贱”，越是得不到手，就越觉得是奇货可居，前赴后继，死无全尸。

9. 千金小姐型 有钱人的世界和我们是不同的吗？
由于生存的次元不同导致了这类女孩子不论是价值观还是世界观上都和我们这些庶民有着本质性的区别，不论做什么都一副理所当然的模样，就算明知是自己的问题，碍于面子也不会主动认错。

10. 肮脏型
这种女生招惹人讨厌还需要理由吗？一个女孩子不干干净净漂漂亮亮还算女孩吗？

Civilization of Shanghai...

CITY OF SHANGHAI

上海

Behold, the Shanghai City, with the population of 24 million ppl...
Tat population squeezed in a City...

Never thought of believing me?
See this for urself... its like a city without end... borderless..

got river one, a view from 东方明珠塔...
U think KL got like tat meh? KL is surrounded by mountains, hills.
Therefore u can see the BIGGY Bonaza difference...

Note：All rights reserved. Pictures are 100% real and taken from 东方明珠塔.

Currently world tallest building, but i forgot the name liao...


As u can see, the distances between buildings are so small and close. Its kinda packed-looking...

Civilization huh???!!! Amazing? not enuf? How bout this??

Can u see the border or end? Let me tell u its Endless...!!!
Pictures were taken at the height of 260 m... wat happen if i kick ur ass here???
An indication of distance towards the City is written here...


Endless right?

Jus buildings, buildings and buildings... grey pavements of course...

Well, if its hard for u to believe me, i can show u my ill face...

Damn COLD, its freezing here, u can see my flying-up hair... theeee wiiiinddd.......




Well, this is the night life in Shanghai... Its a street, a freaking long street around few km for pedestrian to walk... shopping of course... (not 东方明珠塔)


The current time is 5 or 6 something... Its 2 hrs darker compared to Malaysia altho same time with us... Nice anot? the street shops...

Many ppl here...



Now lets move to the Ship, 'sailing' on 上海滩... its night scene, city of light...
this isnt my 'crew' they are just 'freeloaders' hahah, i dono them...

Behold, the City of light...

This is me... on the ship

The tallest building in the picture, is the 东方明珠塔. Cool huh???

Same goes to this... Even prettier than our KL tower...

No words to describe...

Beautiful?

Dont be surprise by those 2 strangers, the aunty there is my mom fren, jus got to know her in this trip... treat her as Sis man!!!


At last, we were standing on solid land. No more seasick...

A morning View...

Oops, i forgot to on the sound function, so this clip have is soundless lol...
So still don believe me? Well, find a tree for me from those scenes if u can...


Alright tats all for today, posted a dusk scene, with my sis inside ...
If I'd caused any misunderstanding, mis use of languages, sorry man...
Hope u enjoy my post, since mine is better then LAI...

Written by Lee Yi Gang,
Sunday, 14 Dec 2008.
Handsome boy

Multiply blog updated, as well as pictures in China (partial)

this is the latest blog entry of Lee Yi Gang...

http://nicholasleeyigang.multiply.com/journal

for photos sections, pls visit this site, with scenery of China. of cz u can find the little handsome guy in there... enjoy it

http://nicholasleeyigang.multiply.com/photos

笑一笑

1. 在公共汽车上，一位摩登女郎，穿着一件低胸衣服，并戴着一条镶有飞机的项链。一位年轻的男士一上车后，便目不转睛的注视着颈链上那架飞机。于是女郎禁不住好奇地问：“先生你喜欢这项链吗？”那男士回答说：“喔！不是，我只是在欣赏飞机跑道罢了。”

2. 一位电力公司的技工，误触一万伏特电流的电线，被电倒在地面上，经医生全力抢救，竟奇迹般地康复了。医生说：“恭喜你康复，但你这种病例不寻常，我估计会有后遗症，所以你每过一周都必须来医院检查。”技工每周都来检查，身体也无异常，只是好象他有难言之隐。医生问：“你是不是有事情瞒着我呀，为了你的健康着想，你应该向我坦白呀。”技工吞吞吐吐地说：“不是的，医生，我的身体倒没什么不对劲的。只是，晚上和我太太行房时，她——”医生问：“有什么问题吗？”技工困惑地说：“她到达高潮时，乳房都会发亮！”

3. 在酒吧问，一位男子悻悻地对酒友们说：“没想到，我太太会对我不忠实。”
“怎么回事？”
“昨晚她没有回家，问她去哪里了，她告诉我说她整晚和妹妹在一起。”
“不是真的吗？”
“她在说谎，因为昨天晚上是我和她妹妹在一起的。”

4. 阿三风流成性，终于有一天那玩意不灵了。医生检查后告诉说：“由于过度透支，你得了严重的阳痿症。”阿三忙问：“能治吗？”医生回答说：“我这有种药能治你的病。但是你今后只能过20次性生活了。”阿三治疗完回到家中，将他的不幸告诉了媳妇。媳妇正值虎狼之年，一听急得嚎啕大哭。她泪水涟涟地问：“老公啊，今后这20次可怎么安排呢？”谁知阿三回答道：“这个你不用操心，刚才回来的路上我挨个数过，剩下的20次还轮不到你呢。”

5. 某公司主管在他的部门巡视时，看到一个坐在办公桌后精疲力尽的员工，他给了他一个忠告：“连续两周我每天中午都回家让我老婆服侍，那真的很棒而且有助于疲劳的舒解，你应该试试。” 两个礼拜后，他又到部门巡视；他看到上次那一个员工生龙活虎一脸愉快的样子。到处都是传真的文件，电脑也不断的在运作。“看来，你有接受我的忠告”“我有啊”那员工回答：“那真的很棒，只是我没想到你住的地方这么不错。”

6. 太太发现丈夫和金发美女躺在床上亲热，盛怒之下，拿起烟灰缸就想朝他们扔过去。“不要啊！你先听我解释。”丈夫求饶他说：“她不过是个在高速公路上搭便车的女人，我觉得她可怜，才拾回来的。”太太放下烟灰缸，暂且息怒地听他说。“当时，她又饥又渴，所以带回家来喂饱她；后来看见她穿的凉鞋又破又旧，于是把你最少也有一二年不穿的凉鞋送给她了，接着我又发现她的衬衫也破了，我就把一九六九年以来你连瞧都不正眼瞧一下的旧上衣送给她，看到她的牛仔裤，又尽是补钉，所以我就送给她一条你根本不穿的旧长裤，可是，临走前她却问我还有没有你太太不用的东西，于是，我就……”

7. 在一个小村庄了 一个男人被压路机压死了 只有下半身在外面， 这时来了三个村姑 第一个村姑扒下男人的裤子说 还好他不是我老公第二个村姑扒下男人的裤子说 还好他不是我老公第三个村姑扒下男人的裤子说 他肯定不是咱们村的。

8. 一日老王进城闲逛，忽然感觉有点尿急，找了半天也没见个公共厕所，实在憋不住了只好找个小巷想就地解决下，可还没得尿出来，过来两城管，说：这大人了咋还随地大小便呢？你有没有公德啊？罚款50。老王想，50元啊，够我吃一个月啊，咋能给啊？？情急中老王就说：谁随地大小便了？？我自个的东西掏出来看看难道也犯法？？？

9. 唐僧在去西天的路上，遇到了一个女妖精，长的*丰臀肥，于是起了歪心！结果被女妖精看出来了说到：“失主今天不行呀，我有例假”！唐僧双手合十：“阿弥佗佛，贫僧正式为了取经而来！”

10. 老师上课的时候在讲解“乳”的含义说：乳就是小的意思，比如乳猪，乳鸽，乳名等！要求小明用“乳”字造句。
小明：因为现在房价太高，所以我们家只能买50平米的乳房！
老师汗，说：再造一个。
小明：我人太小，连一米宽的乳沟都跳不过去！
老师大汗：不行，再造一个！
小明：老师，我实在想不出来了，我乳头都快想破了！

尴尬

1. 请客吃饭，当然她也在。酒足饭饱，他喊了一声：这顿我请了！主动跑到总台去付帐，回来的时候后面跟了个小姐。因为钱不够。

2. 他应邀到朋友家去玩，发现很多他送给自己女友的礼物。强压怒火一问，朋友都自豪地说是女友送的。

3. 他换了一身新衣服，在楼下等她。为了给她一个“惊喜”，他决定从树后跳出来吓她一下。谁知跳出来的时候正巧踩在西瓜皮上，自己坐在水坑里不说，还溅了她一身的泥点。

4. 经过漫长的等待，终于下雨了！虽然不大，他还是拿了一把小伞等在她下班的路上。 “你没带伞？我送你回家吧！” “不要紧的，雨不大，我自己走好了。伞又这么小，你自己打吧！”

5. 第一次见面，走了好久了。他说：“我饿了，你呢？” 她说：“有一点”他说：“该吃饭了，你回家去吧” 她说：“今天我家没人，我在外面吃好了”他说： “哦，我知道有一家面店还不错，我们一起去吧？” 然后一起走了两站路多一点，来到一家大排挡。他说：“老板，来两碗三鲜面。素三鲜。” 他说：“我不要鸡蛋，你呢？也不要吧？老板，两碗都不要加鸡蛋”她说： “我有事，先走了。” 他说：“嗳，不是说一起吃饭的么？怎么就走呀？我送你……等等，老板，只要一碗就好了！”

6. 她经常从他那里借书，书里也经常会夹着些小纸条。但有一次，她无意间拿错书了，发现里面有很多的纸条。当然不是给她的。

7. 终于等到她上夜班了。他打电话过去。她说： “喂，是你呀？有什么事啊？”他说：“嘿嘿，没啥事……” 她说：“哦，我还有点事。以后没事就别打电话来了。” “嘟———嘟———”

8. 对面来了一群女孩子，对身边的同事瞟都不瞟一眼，只对他窃笑。他有点飘飘然了，点头微笑示意。“难道我真的那么有魅力？嘿嘿……”到了宿舍才发现是拉练没拉。

9. 车上人很多，他本来在里面，不怎么挤。但是突然发现门口上来一位靓女！于是费劲心思向车门口挤。终于挤到她身边了，还没来得及仔细瞧，她终于忍不住了，吐了他一身，然后说了句对不起就下车了。

10. 天赐良机：下雨，她又没带伞。于是他自告奋勇骑车送她回家，她坐在后坐上为他打伞。多浪漫！没走几步，一起跌到水坑里。于是她打车先走了，他自己抗着车子回家。

A weirdo world...

Halo, long time no see...
This time the main objective of my entry is to tell u all how weird the world is...

Ppl like Lai can easily find their job within minutes in Lowyat? HolysXXt...
y i say so leh? I went to lowyat, things that usually attract my attention are those superb models...
Girls models... its something like "it's vagina lickin good" ( it's finger lickin good -- KFC)

However, odd things DOES happen. Lai, had easily found his job in lowyat. whoa thats cool...
another GOOD eg. Chang manage to find his job in KFC. (at least he got his job) Altho its not cool to work in KFC. Well, as for me i tried McD, Sushi King, all those restaurant, even promoter for shirt in Point B, and waiting for the bloody phone call. Neither of them call me as they had promised.
chhh!!!

Wahliao, i even visited those stupid websites that post all job tat so called 'Vacancy available' or 'XXX Urgent needed'.

Now, I suspect, is there any real vacancy available outside there?
Furthermore, newspapers always show that wahhh, many companies need ppl and bla bla bla...

Is that really true? Well, I don really think tats true man...
Y i say so?
Bcz few weeks later, i went back to the same old place where the KFC McD and sushi king, they still say they need ppl, URGENTLY, but they din call me as they had promised.

WALAN??!!!

Y cant i get job while Shun Chiat can??? THIS WORLD IS UNFAIR!!!
Y he got all those good parts??
Y he got Jamie?? ( This one I'm ok with it, I don mind at all!)

Haiz, weird la, I'm more reliable, more hardworking, more intelligent, and the most important of all, more Handsome than him, y cant i get JOBSSSSSS????

Perhaps in one thing, the only thing that i don possess, which is Im not the God of SEX, but he IS!!! SO tats y ppl hire him... maybe this will be the only explanation... perhaps...

Written by Lee Yi Gang,
~Razor~ the lightning revenant.

the reverse philosophy

On dec 8,2008, Mr. Lai said 1 of the most stunning and magnificent philosophy of the 21st century.
He said that 99% of the girls are beautiful, and the rest of the 1% are studying in his college whereas 99% of the guys are ugly, and the rest of the 1% are staying in his home..

So, i reverse lai's philosophy and found out that 99% of the beautiful girls will generally fall in love with the 99% of the ugly guys LIKE US (except for Lai's Family) , whereas the rest of the 1% of the UGLY GALS who are studying in his college (for example, JAMIE) will DEFINITELY fall in love with the rest of the 1% of the HANDSOME guys who are staying in his home (who else is going to stay in his home other than Lai and his family ?)


regards,
The UGLY yet SEXY amatuer architect.

Displacement, Velocity & Accelaration

Guess what? I saw this awesome football boots that I really like. I hope I can buy it.

Waiting for you,
Ang Mo Kia

女人不穿胸罩的理由

1. 外衣款式不适合
在很多重大典礼或者各种各样的电影、音乐节上，出席的女星和嘉宾都会选择不戴胸罩。原因只有一个，因为她们选择了不适合的戴胸罩的礼服。一般的礼服设计都有两个特征，一是轻薄面料如丝绸、薄纱，一是低V露背。可想而知在如此的情况下如果你选择佩戴一件胸罩会是什么样的情况。

2. 敬业
在这里主要指的是模特，模特作为展示设计师服装作品的载体，当然要最大程度的为设计师服务。如果在T台上展示设计师作品的时候自作主张的佩戴一件胸罩不但可能会破坏设计师作品的线条、造型等元素。另外一场走秀每个模特要换3套甚至更多的衣服，而在后台一般只有1、2个服装助理会帮着换衣服，而更换胸罩和佩戴胸罩的速度非常的慢，可想而知时间基本上是不允许的。因此作为一名敬业的专业模特，在没有得到设计师特意说明的情况下是很少戴胸罩的。

3. 为了健康
健康专家说，如果胸罩尺寸太小，就会使心脏、肺和大血管受到压迫，从而影响身体内脏器官的正常发育，而且还会压迫乳房，使血液循环不畅，从而产生乳房下部血液淤滞而引起痛疾，乳房胀而不适，甚至造成乳头内陷，乳房发育不良。同时所选择的胸罩的材料和质地对女性来说也相当重要，如果选材不当，会使女性肌肤过敏、瘙痒。所以既然这么难选择，为了健康还是不要穿了。

4. 需要理由吗？不需要
爱一个人需要理由吗？这是周星驰在《大话西游》里面的一句经典台词。同样很多不爱戴胸罩的女星在面对“为什么不爱戴胸罩”的提问时，总是一笑而过，不置可否。不但胸前坦荡荡，而且心中也照样坦荡荡。

5. 运动去掉文胸 胸部更傲人
运动要领：不穿bra，直接穿上可以支撑胸部力量的运动款上衣。双膝并拢跪于地上，双脚向后抬起，俯身向前，以双手着地与肩同宽。保持背部挺直并且收紧臀部，慢慢屈臂至胸部接触地面，再慢慢以手肘的力量将身体向上推，回到原位。

6. 提高睡眠质量
这是因为裸睡能减少衣物带来的束缚感，让人从被捆绑一天的感觉中解放出来，利于提高睡眠质量。裸睡并不是一个新鲜的话题，它可以改善睡眠质量，促进血液循环，对改善紧张性疾病很有效果，能使全身内脏和体表血液循环变得十分顺畅。

7. 满足一下某些男人的疯狂偷窥瘾

8. 车模不戴胸罩，能吸引更多的观众，也就意味着销售的上升。

正妹

男人就是奇怪的动物，喜欢自己的女友够正，但却不喜欢他们穿得太露，可又喜欢看别的正妹穿得露。世界上没有不色的男人，哪个男人看到正妹不会流口水？要让男人流口水吗？那就照着做吧！
1. 浓艳大眼
2. 穿着清凉
3. 露胸(最受欢迎)，露背，露腿
简单一句，会不会让男人停留视线的第一条件是女人的眼睛，再来是女人的身材，接着，会不会让男人停留更久,甚至出现把妹行动是胸部够不够大，够不够美？够不够露？所以美媚们，只要你长得还不错，又想要给喜欢的男生把的话，我想你露出大胸，把能露的都露，我相信你会成功。

正妹的特征

• 长得相清纯可爱，讨人喜爱
• 是宅男梦想中出的对象，不過通常正妹视阿宅有如恶心生物，能当好人已经是阿宅最好的下场了
• 通常穿著不会很性感，下著穿著牛仔長裤或短裙者各占一半，能更有效的双管齐下吸引男人，穿著保证都是经过精心设计的。
• 內在非常现实，与外表判若兩人，且多数如同女生一樣，崇尚名牌
• 好人沒钱沒车，正妹不要；坏人有钱有车，正妹喜欢
• 很多時候正妹将男人当成工具般使用，用完就丟弃在一旁。
• 表面上和自己男友很亲密，但是否真心的就不知道了
• 虽然以后有很大的机会会变腹黑，但于正妹階段腹黑度可能还不够，故很容易被男人骗上床
• 据称許多正妹都喜爱收看偶像剧，但可確定的是，正妹容易罹患公主症候群。

***腹黑 ： 假扮好人，心肠坏。

女生喜欢男生的类型

1. 要专一。这是爱情所需要的哦，双方都需要，并且都需要具有的品质。专一是任何追求真爱的人所渴望的。也是维持爱情，并且使爱情走向婚姻殿堂的关键。

2. 要善良。你对你的爱人肯定没的说了。所以，善良并不表现在你对她的感情上。而是表现在你对其他人，对社会的认识和行为上。要知道一个对别人很凶狠的人做你的爱人。你会对他不放心。在内心深处，灵魂自身就会对爱人的行为提出疑问。

3. 有气质。气质是先天和后天因素结合的结晶。因而，很难一下子提高。但是，多读书，多思考，你就会提高自己的修养。气质会变的更美好。

4. 有知识。如果她说的你不懂，那...。我就不用多说了。

5. 有智慧。这个的标准不是让你做数学题。关键看你怎么处理突发事件。其实，只要你多思考，多实践，你就会有收益。

6. 细心。你必须要通过她的一丝一毫去理解她的心理。提前想到她想的。比如，当她困难时，你要如何。要知道她什么时候生气。她喜欢什么。

7. 幽默。这是你和她接触的前提。你很郁闷的话，她就很难和你接触。

8. 大方。你的情敌在公共场合对你采取侮辱的方式。你要感觉到无所谓。并且心理上认为，那是他自己的无知。

9. 团结群众。要让她身边的姐妹对你有好的印象。给你加分。这样你就有胜利的可能。

10. 上进心。 男人的最大魅力在于事业有成，年轻人工作时间不长谈不上“有成”，你一定要告诉她，你对未来充满信心，你不满足于现状，并且你已经有了长远的计划，总之你的未来不是梦。

11. 要显得有信心、有责任心 不要像个小孩子，女孩子都很懒希望能找个依靠，你要拿出自己的信心和责任心来。 有一个错的选择总比没有选择要好的多。

12. 不要太正经，但也不要太随便 该正经的地方就正经，该调侃的的时候就调侃。 女孩子都喜欢有点玩世不恭的男人，所以别显得对什么都特别在意，那样太呆板

13. 显得成熟一点 遇事镇定、从容不迫的男人对女人有致命的吸引力。

p/s : 谁有好的意见，请提出！！！

π≈3.142, e≈2.718 & i=1^0.5

Did you guys know Carrie Fisher who played Princess Leia in the Star Wars trilogy was once a s** symbol in the 70's? She looks very pretty though.

I don't know why. I am kinda fetish towards to ladies from star wars like Natalie Portman as well. She looks really pretty in the first 3 movies.




Now I would like to share to you some of my plans for the next 5 years. A 5 year plan to be exact, I actually have like a lot of plans. Different alternative plans. Something like a dream for me.


1. I always wanted to study overseas and now I have the chance, I think I will most likely end up in Adelaide. University of South Australia seemed to be the only one offering me advanced studies. So, 3 years in Australia. Kathir and eujin will be in Sydney and I wanted to join them up. So, maybe I can do my honors year there. One year in Sydney might not be that expensive compared to 4 years.

2. Besides, if I get any offer to do my honors year in other countries like New Zealand, Scotland, Canada or maybe South Africa. I would be delighted to do so. Think about the adventure I am going to have.

3. After my studies, I have plans like maybe coming back to Malaysia to start up my own business. Kat, e and me once vowed to set up our own business. My idea was to franchise a chain restaurant like secret recipe or old town kopitiam.

4. Maybe I could end up working in Australia. I heard that every new mines in Australia require like around 160 new engineers every year and they earn like 10 grand Aus $ per year. It's definitely good money.

5. Do you know that every first world countries like USA, England and the other European countries dumped like a lot of old computer waste. In China, they actually recycle all this old stuff and sell it like second hand computers. One of my college buddies, Ken Yang actually proposed that we should get into this kind of business. Reselling second hand computers to 3rd world countries like Cambodia, Laos and maybe African countries for a very low price. By selling computers, at least we are giving them a chance to learn.

6. Maybe I would get a job. Just a typical job and save some money. When I was in my junior high, I always wanted to go to England to study. To be specific, Imperial College London. If I had enough money, I sure want to go to England to do my post-graduate. Just for the experience.

That's so far what I had in mind, I never want to just set a goal. Freedom is having the opportunity to choose. There are so much in this world than just one choice. I always believe life brings you to places you'll never thought you'll be. Thanks to you guys. Life's been never so good.

Good Bye Malaysia,
Ang Mo Kia

Part 2

上一会告诉了如何追女生的方式，这一次会说明一些有用的台词...

• 我曾经问过自己，你最爱的人是不是我，但是我现在已经不想知道。如果有一天我忍不住问你，你一定要骗我，就算你心里多不情愿，也不要告诉我你最爱的人不是我
• 当我决定和你度过下半辈子时，我希望我的下半生赶快开始
• 世界上最遥远的距离不是生与死，而是站在你面前却不能说‘我爱你’
• 自从和你相识以来，我平静的心湖再也无法平静了。你的芳姿，你的丽影，你的笑靥，使我难以忘怀，我已被你美妙的风姿深深吸引！只要能常常和你见面，我就觉得快活；只要依偎着你娇小的身躯，我就不会寂寞。
• 不要用温柔的呼唤使我着迷，不要用婷婷的倩影使我心动，不要用含情的目光使我受尽苦刑
• 脉脉之情如一溪春水，快刀难斩断。无论我怎样的努力，始终无法将那个嘴角含笑的倩影从我心中赶出去……你有权拒绝我的爱，但你不能蔑视我的爱，因为那是一颗真诚地为你跳动的心

p/s : 谁用了上述的台词觉得最有效的，记得告诉我噢！！！哈哈！！！

追女孩方式

女孩子大多不会主动出击,去追求自己喜欢的男孩,除了确实太喜欢了或者是那种比较有个性的勇敢的女孩子.所以,如果你很喜欢一个女孩子,并且认为她对你也有点意思,那就主动点,别跟她搞拉锯战,自己难受,说不定你喜欢的人也痛苦. 任何一个女孩子在被人追的时候,心理都是很复杂的.她也许很开心,但是又带着点惶恐,她对这个闯进自己平静的生活的男孩子,有着欲拒还迎的矛盾心理,她不是故意的.不要以为她在考验你,她其实也在和自己斗争,她怕受到伤害. 不要怕你的主动会带来她的反感,你不主动,她也不主动,也就慢慢淡下来了.如果你开始的表白被她拒绝,那也很正常呀.不要气馁,谁知道这个女孩子心里在想什么呢? 也许你再表白两次,她就会被你打动,一个心地善良的好女孩是很容易感动的. 如果你受到一次挫折,就立刻离开,再也不去答理这个女孩,把自己紧紧地保护起来,默默地舔舐伤口,在你痛苦的同时,殊不知,那个女孩子也许也正在心里遗憾,后悔呢!也许她会偷偷哭泣,后悔拒绝了你,再看到你漠然的眼神,她也很痛心,但是她却不会对你说,绝对不会请求你回来追她.你的过度的自尊心,可能会伤害了女孩子敏感的心. 她会认为你不是真诚的喜欢他,要不怎么会就这么放弃了她? 有人说,男生真难,追女孩子太不容易了.可是我的感觉却是,这种现象跟男人和女人的社会角色定位是分不开的,从生理和社会的角度,女人总是被动的.如果反过来,让男人都脉脉含羞,女人变得勇往直前,世界才乱了套呢!女人的羞涩总是美好的,动人的呀~~~我总是听说是某个勇敢的男人战胜了多少困难,最终获得佳人芳心.相反的例子却少得很. 有的男生,就怕别人说自己什么死缠烂打,落下不好的名声.可是我觉得男生追求自己喜欢的女孩子,受了点挫折还继续对这个女孩子好,说明人家确实很喜欢,很有诚意,如果没成功,也不遗憾,并没什么啊?谁让人家喜欢了?最讨厌别人跟着瞎掺乎,也最讨厌那种自己没主意,过于在乎别人对自己看法的男生,活该这种男生找不到女朋友. 是男人就勇敢点,女孩子本来就感性,容易沉浸在爱情里.虽然你付出了辛苦,而一旦你的真心打动了她,那么你得到的将是更多更久的加倍的爱.这样的例子,在身边比比皆是.女孩子对自己的男朋友都是很温柔很贴心的,为了换来这份甜蜜,开头的辛苦算什么啊?而且大多好女孩都爱得挺投入挺专一的. 所以,建议有的男生勇敢一点,去追求自己喜欢的女孩子,不要那么畏畏缩缩,一来是让人觉得你没男人气概,二来是你自己怪难受的,然而最最最重要的还是:最后你什么都得不到.幸福总是自己挣来的,别指望别人施舍给你! 再补充一句,我觉得主动点儿挺好的,因为你的目标是你自己真心喜欢的,女孩子往往被动,被动的只能选择接受和拒绝,所以我宁愿主动出击,爱我所爱,无怨无悔

1. 脸皮厚：这一点是非常重要的，陈小春在古惑仔这部影片里说过一句话：一个男人如果脸皮够厚的话，那么他追女孩就已经成功了一半

2. 痴情：你不管再委屈都要表现的没有关系，而且你要在一个特殊的场合找一个机会对她说：“XXX（人名）我知道你不喜欢我，我也知道感情是不可以勉强的，但是，...（记住：这时你的眼神一定要温柔到顶点，然后你深情的望着她）说到：你并不能阻止我去喜欢你，我去爱你。我求你不要把我当成你的负担，你进可能的去过你自己的生活，我只希望..只是一个小小的希望（眼睛一定要湿湿的）你能让我陪伴在你的身旁照顾你、保护你..哪怕......哪怕（眼泪、这时需要眼泪，而且要非常艰难的说出）把我当成哥哥、弟弟、任何人都无所为，只要不让我离开你，（哭，一定要哭，能表现多伤心就多伤心）就够了，够了..........（喃喃自语）在这一点上记住千万不要对女孩说什么我的生命是你的，没有你我也活不了之类的话，女孩子最讨厌一个男孩子在她面前要死要活的没出息

3. 嘴甜、舌滑：在这点上我没办法教各位，只能靠各位自己。在这一点上我提醒一下：不管她穿什么衣服，化什么妆只要问了你，你就一定要说“好看”，而且还要添油加醋的大吹一翻，女孩子天生都喜欢被吹捧的。

4. 稳重：这点是和第三点两者兼容的缺一不可的，少了稳重女孩子会说你是个花花公子，少了嘴甜、舌滑女孩子会说你不懂情趣

5. 浪漫：这点上也要靠各位自己了，选择恰当的时间给她一个惊喜就够了，在这招上有钱的大大可就沾光了，一定不要怕花钱

6. 细心：不管任何事首先要替她着想，（不要想着自己会吃亏呀..之类的）把她照顾的无微不至，你一定要让她有一种离不开你的感觉。

7. 总结：如果以上几点你都学会了的话，我敢说一句“没有你追不到的女孩”（这句话不包括样貌差距太大，比如：男方自己长的向乌龟，女方长的象天仙），总而言之一个字“心”，用心去体会她之所想，她之所思。

DXF files, Coordinates & 3D Modelling.

As we can see, Lai is getting more and more aggressive. In just one day, he already posted 2 stuff, one is particularly sick. Do you know, Lai, that if any of my family members found out about this blog and all the sick stuff you put? Your so call "reputation", if you ever had any of those, will be gone. Skipping forward, I have nothing to post actually, just this picture of Yvone Strahovski, who played Sarah Walker in "Chuck". One of the best tv series I've ever seen. Catch in on Tuesday morning (GMT+8), I bet Chris knows who she is. I think she is one of the prettiest Australian actresses. So beautiful, so deadly. I just put her pictures here just to rub some salt in your wound, Chris. Anyway, I will try my best to find Yvone in Australia. If I ever had the chance to see her, I sure ask for her autograph. My 3 years plan is to do well and finish my honours year in Sydney and maybe I might bump into her. I mean, there are the odds. Me and my friends used to have this running joke about applying for the University of Western Sydney, just to attend the Alumni. Guess who's their alumni. Chris, I know you might be thinking that I bullshit a lot. Don't be sad, come visit me la.



Your craziest friend ever,
Ang Mo Kia.

如何发现女伴是否性高潮

许多女性结婚多年不知道自己是否达到高潮，还有些丈夫总是希望女方和自己一起达到性高潮，但究竟怎样来识别女性已经达到性高潮，有时连自己也说不清楚。女性在性活动中达到性高潮有其明显的特征：

1. 性高潮到来之前，有人身上部分皮肤会出现性红晕。这是由于血液重新分配，体内血液骤然流向体表，导致皮下浅表血管充血的结果。性红晕主要出现在颜面部、前胸部、乳房，其次全身皮肤也有可能出现充血现象。

2. 出现肌紧张。由于肌肉兴奋性增高，出现了全身部分肌肉的肌紧张，从不随意收缩到规律性收缩。在性高潮时，可出现肌肉痉挛样收缩，主要表现为手、足痉挛，颜面扭曲或身子扭动。

3. 呼吸、心率加快。由于中枢神经系统的兴奋，血压升高，肌肉收缩，有氧代谢的加快，对氧气的需求增加，以致呼吸、心率加快。性高潮时，呼吸次数可达40次／分，有时伴有有节奏的呻吟；心率增加到120次／分，有个别女性甚至高达150-160次／分。

4. 感觉发生变化。女性达到性高潮时，有人会出现意识模糊，视觉、听觉减退，甚至出现一时性晕厥；部分女性伴有味觉、嗅觉减退或消失。进入消退期时，才逐渐恢复正常。　　

5. 性高潮时女性阴道肌肉，尤其是阴道外口肌肉会发生明显的剧烈有力而令人愉快的收缩，对阴茎起明显的握固作用，这种收缩一般有3～15次，每隔0.8秒收缩一次，持续2～4秒，或更长，并带来高度的自身欢快。那些体质较好、未曾生育的妇女其阴道肌肉的收缩作用尤为明显。最后，紧接着女子的骨盆底会不自觉地抖动（尤其是阴道提肌和肛门括约肌）而与此相对这些肌肉会自觉地、有意识地出现节奏性收缩。紧接着子宫发生节律性收缩，从子宫底一直发展到子宫颈，其高潮阶段肌肉痉挛发生的次数较多，经历时间也较长。有人形容，此时像轻微触电一样，或者似有一股暖流从下身通向全身。　　

6. 乳房出现乳头勃起反应，乳房组织内肌纤维出现不随意收缩，血管充血，乳头竖起变硬。一旦达到性高潮，乳房皮肤红热，乳晕肿胀更为明显。

女人不爱男人的征兆

1. 她不会再缠着问你:"你爱我吗,爱我吗?",管你不爱不爱她了,反正她不爱你了.
2. 她不会再穿着新买的衣服在你面前故意晃来晃去,只为了博你欣赏的拥抱.
3. 她的话语越来越少,不再像喜鹊一样围绕你左右问东问西.甚至连和你吵嘴的兴趣都没有.
4. 她已不在你面前流眼泪了.女人的眼泪可以征``服一切,这是种武``器.但却唯独不想征``服你.
5. 她会和你并排走路,但不再挽你的胳膊,如以前像个树獭一样挂着.总会与你保持一米之距.心里的距离必然产生物理的距离.
6. 她的手机经常关机,不再如以前一样24小时为你开机.等你的信息来电.她已不在牵挂你,也不需要你的牵挂了.因为爱是24小时长长的牵挂.爱有多深,牵挂就有多长.
7. 她开始喜欢'孤独如水已如帛,帛在水中自含蓄'的心境时,她宁肯让心孤独也不愿意你来陪伴.是从心底的排斥.
8. 她的眼眸瞳仁里,没有了你的影子,即使你站在了她的对面.眉目之间的冷漠取代了往昔的妩媚的风情.媚态之于女人是由情而生.
9. 她不在在意跟你通话的异性是谁,不在关心你的身边挽着谁,妒忌是爱的氧气,她穿越了妒忌.淹灭了爱火.
10. 她在你每月只能挣几十块钱的时候爱上你,那是真的爱了,却在你事业通达的时候离开你.那也是真的不爱了.

Z Transform, Laprace Transform & Fourrier Transform

I have been talking to my friend yet again for some advises. I've asked E (unsw law & commerce hopeful), for some legal consultation. I don't know whether I should ask her out or what but it will be not on my mind for now. I am scared to post this kind of stuff on my blog because I found out some of my family members actually reads my blog. Besides, I've talked to Kat (mqu actuarial hopeful) about the break-up stages. He told me some useful stuff:

1. Denial
First, you cannot believe the person you thought "loves" you, just left you for some other person and you still reach a point where you are still in shock and disbelieve. Not only that, you will still hope that he or she will come back to you.

2.Blame game
Secondly, you might end up blaming yourself about the relationship, stating that it's your fault or the other's fault. Your mind will be in total mess as you search for answers and couldn't really found what you're looking for.

3.Acceptance
Then, you will slowly start to realise maybe you guys are not meant to be together and you will start to let all the anger, pain and grief to go away. You will reach an agreement in your mind that all the past is over and adapting to the changes that will happen in your life.

4.Overcome
Before the end, you definetely will overcome the pain and sorrow and moved on. When you start to let it go of the past and look forward to the future, it's the only way you can move on and be in peace.

5.Bang a new chick
Lastly, I don't think I need to explain this. You guys are smart enough to understand it.

p/s :: a great thanks to many people especially kat for inventing this Break-up Law.

Moving on,
Ang Mo Kia
红毛仔

A new Revolution _

Dear blog writers and readers,

This blog content has been contaminated, by the Gila sex person called Lai.
Every single post he wrote, is all about sex Sex SEX SEX. I am so shocked that he finally showed his true identity of being the God of SEX. But what i heard from (actually learned from) my friends SM stands for Sexually maltreatment. So I decided to believe the experts since he was born and destined to become doctor Sex Lai. So any misunderstanding about any terms of that 'thing', you can seek for his help. No qualms and worries altho u cannot shoot out. You can ask him everything abt sex and he will answer you with the correct solutions. U can give him a call if u wan at 012-3947699.

P/s don thank me, guys. but for girls, pls don call him, cz he might rape u, using SM method.

Written by Lee Yi Gang,
27 Nov 2008

Evidence of Lai being a GAY!!!

Below is the evidence i collected from a conversation between me and lai.

c how la

汶汶ChriSThaM~被 ViVi 射到死唔葬身之地!! >.<" says:

y u like to smoke m,eh?

汶汶ChriSThaM~被 ViVi 射到死唔葬身之地!! >.<" says:

y keep put dunhill de?

Lai 27 - (づ￣³￣)づ(̅_̅_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅D̲̅u̲̅N̲̅h̲̅i̲̅L̲̅L̲̅_̅_̅_̅_̅()ڪے says:

haha...

Lai 27 - (づ￣³￣)づ(̅_̅_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅D̲̅u̲̅N̲̅h̲̅i̲̅L̲̅L̲̅_̅_̅_̅_̅()ڪے says:

make fool of my secondary school fren

Lai 27 - (づ￣³￣)づ(̅_̅_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅D̲̅u̲̅N̲̅h̲̅i̲̅L̲̅L̲̅_̅_̅_̅_̅()ڪے says:

most of my fren put dunhill ciggarete

汶汶ChriSThaM~被 ViVi 射到死唔葬身之地!! >.<" says:

y?

汶汶ChriSThaM~被 ViVi 射到死唔葬身之地!! >.<" says:

smoke al ot?

Lai 27 - (づ￣³￣)づ(̅_̅_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅D̲̅u̲̅N̲̅h̲̅i̲̅L̲̅L̲̅_̅_̅_̅_̅()ڪے says:

yala....

Lai 27 - (づ￣³￣)づ(̅_̅_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅D̲̅u̲̅N̲̅h̲̅i̲̅L̲̅L̲̅_̅_̅_̅_̅()ڪے says:

oni he smoke...

汶汶ChriSThaM~被 ViVi 射到死唔葬身之地!! >.<" says:

u leh?

汶汶ChriSThaM~被 ViVi 射到死唔葬身之地!! >.<" says:

u oso got la..

Lai 27 - (づ￣³￣)づ(̅_̅_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅D̲̅u̲̅N̲̅h̲̅i̲̅L̲̅L̲̅_̅_̅_̅_̅()ڪے says:

no lo...

汶汶ChriSThaM~被 ViVi 射到死唔葬身之地!! >.<" says:

u smoke biscuit to lan yeng lo

汶汶ChriSThaM~被 ViVi 射到死唔葬身之地!! >.<" says:

haha

Lai 27 - (づ￣³￣)づ(̅_̅_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅D̲̅u̲̅N̲̅h̲̅i̲̅L̲̅L̲̅_̅_̅_̅_̅()ڪے says:

i suck lan jiao got la

汶汶ChriSThaM~被 ViVi 射到死唔葬身之地!! >.<" says:

lol

汶汶ChriSThaM~被 ViVi 射到死唔葬身之地!! >.<" says:

tis is proof

汶汶ChriSThaM~被 ViVi 射到死唔葬身之地!! >.<" says:

u r gay

汶汶ChriSThaM~被 ViVi 射到死唔葬身之地!! >.<" says:

Lai 27 - (づ￣³￣)づ(̅_̅_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅D̲̅u̲̅N̲̅h̲̅i̲̅L̲̅L̲̅_̅_̅_̅_̅()ڪے says:

i suck lan jiao got la

Lai 27 - (づ￣³￣)づ(̅_̅_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅D̲̅u̲̅N̲̅h̲̅i̲̅L̲̅L̲̅_̅_̅_̅_̅()ڪے says:

not han jun 1

Lai 27 - (づ￣³￣)づ(̅_̅_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅D̲̅u̲̅N̲̅h̲̅i̲̅L̲̅L̲̅_̅_̅_̅_̅()ڪے says:

dun print screen

汶汶ChriSThaM~被 ViVi 射到死唔葬身之地!! >.<" says:

too late

Lai 27 - (づ￣³￣)づ(̅_̅_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅D̲̅u̲̅N̲̅h̲̅i̲̅L̲̅L̲̅_̅_̅_̅_̅()ڪے says:

next time who talk about it

Lai 27 - (づ￣³￣)づ(̅_̅_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅D̲̅u̲̅N̲̅h̲̅i̲̅L̲̅L̲̅_̅_̅_̅_̅()ڪے says:

i will suck urs