CNY...

It's Chinese New Year. What plans do you have? Balik Kampung kah?

Return to your home town? Not boring meh?
So do I. Every year it's the same, that is I don't balik to my hometown because I'm local, KL people, instead, I balik my Dad's hometown, and stayed for 4 D 3 N. Honestly, I don't really like my Dad's hometown. I hate to go back there.

Why? I see my friends, their relationship with their cousin is like the gap between the fingers, where as mine is just like the distance between the elephant nose and it's ass. Something like that.

What I'm saying here is, is not the distance problem, is the "distance" problem. zzz understand ar?
I guess you understand gua...

And this year is the most embarrassing year. Well, I didn't drink and vomit on the floor, not like Shun Chiat. I didn't do anything wrong. It's just that my cousins (5 yr old & 10 yr old) said: "这个ko ko 很 lengzai..." (100% real)

then my mom asked them :" 你爸爸 lengzai 还是 这个ko ko lengzai？"
then they pointed at me... after that every body laughed at you. You embarrased anot???

Wahliao I really kena ZA DAO...炸到 跟烧猪一样咯...

Worst thing was my mom added : " 小孩子不讲骗话..." the laughters even louder...
LOL la...

But currently I don't have the criminals' face lo... if got i sure post liao...
I would say they are charming and cute la... and there's a sentence, after I heard it, I nearly fainted...

"ko ko,长大了 我要嫁给你..." 我当时被吓得屁滚尿流 ar.... 米田共 都被吓出来...it's totally ridiculous and seems to be absurd looo....

Anyway, its kinda funny lar... just that you lose face only... at that scene... hahaand I felt that this year, the time I spent at my Dad's hometown is faster than I thought. Eventhough is 4D 3N, (last year was 3D2N), not even a single word my other cousins spoke to me. They treated me like strangers and alienated us. Come on man, WTF ??? This year is the worst year... Even my 大伯娘 oso like that...

Probably because of my grandma, who is ill, lying on the bed... She claimed that pain here pain there... so she didn't moved an inch... She moved and got up from bed just to eat and bath... What a pain in the ass... why I said so? Because last time we noticed that she was doing that just to catch our attentions... And now, we really dono lo...

Haiz, there are so many problems here, and we hired 2 maids just for her to do her daily routine lo... and my cousins who were staying under the same roof with her (banglo) didn't even talk to her... Really wtf la... 没饮水思源, when they were young, my grandma took good care of her and now they didn't even talk to her...

Sometimes I really envy and jealous my friends. Their relationship with their relatives are so close man... Luckily maternal grandma is good and I love my maternal relatives, and it's totally opposite if is paternal's side...

I ve just visited 2 friends, Peat Ming and Kah Yee. Planning to go more lo...

Haiz this year Where Is DOMINIC???I wan get BIG angpow... Dominic-missing....
So dear readers, are you kind enough to have me visit you in the remaining 9 days???

Gay-Lusaac's Law, Charles's Law & Boyle's Law.

See how Jeremy Clarkson thrashed the perodua Kelisa and listen to his description. Damn funny. Sorry, Kelisa, maybe you just not good enough for British standard.

Losing my touch,
Ang Mo Kia

Sadness and sorrow

Depression, sadness and sorrow, that pierce through my skin, sank deep into my blood and reach my bone. Nothing can describe it. Nothing can cure it. The wound left cannot be recuperated by itself. What accompanies me are lies, fake cares, all are fakes, fakes...

All these already able to take me to hell. Always think of why I can't? Why? No matter how hard I tried, there must be people faster than me. And I will never reach her, my feelings will never reach her. Although our distance now is few meters away, but it seems like hundred-years-of-light... indeed...

My message, was useless, everything... Hardly get close to her, its jus like she is surrounding by spikes, that keep me a distance with her...

所谓 “东家不打 打西家咯" Aim another redi, but my friends said occupied too..

Once upon a time

Once upon a time in Subang Jaya, there live a boy name Yi Gang. He is an innocent boy and now he managed to further his study in UTAR, which so happen is not his choice. Mostly was his father influence, so he was forced to study in UTAR. Initially he felt that UTAR is just a normal university, just a shelter other than his sweet home. His secondary school was just a nightmare, the worst nightmare for him.

That time, the life was full of cunning plans, deception in the school, where everyone look down at him, its lifeless, and he was almost helpless. After SPM, he went to UTAR. A wonderful place where he learned a game called DoTA, as well as CStrike. Most of the time he spent there was with his friendly and helpful friends. Some friends are too kind and some are too stupid. Perhaps they'd never undergo deceptions. And that boy knew that very well, and sometimes, he even make jokes about them, real bad jokes.

He managed to make friends, those friends which is reliable, and willing to lend you their hands, although some aren't. He remembered a childish scene, a scene where he stand on the stairs of KTAR, pointing his finger upwards, to where the KTARian Girls are. And obediently, his friends followed to where his finger pointed to. To their amazement, they were neither faint nor scared, instead, they were nearly nose-bleed since it was a wonderful and gorgeous view for guys. A view which was like a sky-full of strawberry patterns pantixx. ( I know U get what I meant ) They were more to glad or happy to see those stuff, and thanks to him, they managed to see it without any other suspicious behaviours or position to view it. Only those witness can really imagine what happened. So please consult them.

This is what you call friends, "got happiness share together, got burden block together". As you can see, that boy willing to share his happiness with his friends. Indeed, Yi Gang is very different compared to Shun Chiat in any aspect. Unlike Shun Chiat, Yi Gang will share happiness. However Shun Chiat will only share burden with his friends.

And now he kept dreaming about 2 girls whom he met in Setapak, KTAR and UTAR. However, the UTAR girl comes first, follow by KTAR. That UTAR girl is definitely pretty but less ppl kao. But the KTAR one, I'm not aware of that. He didn't really know whether the UTAR one has any BF. This applies to KTAR one too. Both height are almost same. The only differences are KTAR one english is much more worse and UTAR one is active in activity.

Yi Gang spoke to the KTAR one, but he never spoke to UTAR one. He has more good feelings toward the UTAR one. What would and should Yi Gang do? Any replies and comments are welcomed to assist this poor kid.