CNY...

It's Chinese New Year. What plans do you have? Balik Kampung kah?

Return to your home town? Not boring meh?
So do I. Every year it's the same, that is I don't balik to my hometown because I'm local, KL people, instead, I balik my Dad's hometown, and stayed for 4 D 3 N. Honestly, I don't really like my Dad's hometown. I hate to go back there.

Why? I see my friends, their relationship with their cousin is like the gap between the fingers, where as mine is just like the distance between the elephant nose and it's ass. Something like that.

What I'm saying here is, is not the distance problem, is the "distance" problem. zzz understand ar?
I guess you understand gua...

And this year is the most embarrassing year. Well, I didn't drink and vomit on the floor, not like Shun Chiat. I didn't do anything wrong. It's just that my cousins (5 yr old & 10 yr old) said: "这个ko ko 很 lengzai..." (100% real)

then my mom asked them :" 你爸爸 lengzai 还是 这个ko ko lengzai？"
then they pointed at me... after that every body laughed at you. You embarrased anot???

Wahliao I really kena ZA DAO...炸到 跟烧猪一样咯...

Worst thing was my mom added : " 小孩子不讲骗话..." the laughters even louder...
LOL la...

But currently I don't have the criminals' face lo... if got i sure post liao...
I would say they are charming and cute la... and there's a sentence, after I heard it, I nearly fainted...

"ko ko,长大了 我要嫁给你..." 我当时被吓得屁滚尿流 ar.... 米田共 都被吓出来...it's totally ridiculous and seems to be absurd looo....

Anyway, its kinda funny lar... just that you lose face only... at that scene... hahaand I felt that this year, the time I spent at my Dad's hometown is faster than I thought. Eventhough is 4D 3N, (last year was 3D2N), not even a single word my other cousins spoke to me. They treated me like strangers and alienated us. Come on man, WTF ??? This year is the worst year... Even my 大伯娘 oso like that...

Probably because of my grandma, who is ill, lying on the bed... She claimed that pain here pain there... so she didn't moved an inch... She moved and got up from bed just to eat and bath... What a pain in the ass... why I said so? Because last time we noticed that she was doing that just to catch our attentions... And now, we really dono lo...

Haiz, there are so many problems here, and we hired 2 maids just for her to do her daily routine lo... and my cousins who were staying under the same roof with her (banglo) didn't even talk to her... Really wtf la... 没饮水思源, when they were young, my grandma took good care of her and now they didn't even talk to her...

Sometimes I really envy and jealous my friends. Their relationship with their relatives are so close man... Luckily maternal grandma is good and I love my maternal relatives, and it's totally opposite if is paternal's side...

I ve just visited 2 friends, Peat Ming and Kah Yee. Planning to go more lo...

Haiz this year Where Is DOMINIC???I wan get BIG angpow... Dominic-missing....
So dear readers, are you kind enough to have me visit you in the remaining 9 days???